What people google :))

A few months ago, I discovered this cool site listing the funny keywords that people around the world search for on Google. It is called  "SEOLOL" and I remember I spent a whole afternoon laughing about it and making fun with my friends. 

It is unbelievable what people search on Google. This cool search engine became a sort of "gypsy fortune teller" and lots of teenagers started asking Google more things than they ask their parents. I can totally understand these ones, but when you are a 38 years old man, you still live with your mother and you search on Google :"how to seduce the blondie next door"... you really need help and believe me... Google cannot do much about it, so just turn off the computer and get out of the house!!!

I am sure you found yourself typing random words trying to find the title of a song, or the title of a book or the name of an actor that you don't remember any exact details about (just that he was tall, handsome, he had six packs and he played in an action movie that you watched... 10 years ago). And some of us, really over react and expect Google to guess exactly what is on their minds. And how do you know you are "out of control"? When you type in: "guy I met in high school" :)))). If you and Google were high school mates, maybe "the two of you" could sit on the couch and try to remember that "guy you met in high school", but not in this Universe, huh? :)

If you haven't seen this site, I would be more than happy to give you some examples of what people search on Google and share the fun with you! Maybe Google didn't find the right answers, but I had some ideas :)))

"Be able to see fairies"  -  Honey, I recommend 4 shots of tequila and 3 "Long Island Ice Tea"

"What is the difference of  INCLUDE and EXCLUDE"   -  let me put it this way: your search is INCLUDED in my list of stupid questions, and you are EXCLUDED from the "smart people" category. Got it now?

"Why did people decided to sink with the Titanic" - the only ones who really got to decide that, were the ones paid by James Cameron, sweetheart :)

"Why are children loud, annoying and obnoxious" - I pray to God, you are not talking about your children, woman!!!

"Does Paris Hilton have smelly feet"  -  Like you were planning to ask her out and that was the only thing standing in your way

"Dentist lap dance"  - If this is the "treatment" you get from your dentist... share with us, we want to make appointments

"The world legalize Marijuana in a chinese symbol"  -  I see... you want a new tattoo and you don't want your parents to be able to read it and realize that their child likes to "see fairies" 

"Magic spell to shut someone up" - Tell him you're pregnant with his baby

"Brain damage from sniffing nail polish" - You are close to that "level" aren't you?

"How to use your mind to fight evil" -  First, just learn how to use your mind and get back to us

"Exercises to get rid of man boobs" -  Lay on your back

"Shampoo lice do not like"  - Ask them yourself, they are your "tenants", no?

"Best cat urine" - You really ran out of things to drink, haven't you? 

"Infant with triangular shaped face" - See what happens if you get involved with your cousin???

"Dog dating"  - You are that much disappointed by humans, huh?

"Where shall I submit my visa application"  -  here 

"Deviated septum causes bulimia" - Is this your excuse? It is not because you are a stupid girl that has Paris Hilton as her role model, it is because you have deviated septum, huh?

"Sex addict won't have sex with me"  -  Imagine that! I think you "cured" him!

"Sex addict couples go to hell"  -  yes, but they go happy! 

"Drug addict scholarships"  -   oh now you think you deserve an award? 

"Mapquest, please show me United Arab Emirates"  -  since you said "please"... there you go: U.A.E

"Braille Playboy"  -  let me guess... you want to read the "jokes" section? Or you want to see how Pamela Anderson looks like?

"Women that go crazy after breakup" - try Ibiza!

"How to have a smart baby" -  in your case... adopt

Cheers!